LABOR DAY 2026 · ANYWHERE IN THE US
Labor Day is for the people who
actually do the work
You are on a roof, under a truck, or in somebody's crawlspace while the rest of the country is grilling. This one is for you. A four-page custom website for $399, and an eight-page Platinum site for $699.
- Veteran-owned / 19 years, Navy submarines
- Licensed and insured
- One person, answers his own phone
- Offers close Tuesday, September 15
Offer countdown
Ends September 15, 2026
BUILD IT, RANK IT
Three offers, and the slots are real
I am not a call center and I do not outsource builds. The work is done by the person you talked to, which is also why I can only take so many of these before October. The counts below are my actual calendar, and the last one is only two because at $699 I am building those sites having collected about a quarter of what the build is worth.
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The $399 Website
Four pages, custom design
$399$1,200Save $801
Build fee. The plan is separate and billed monthly, Basic at $60 a month or Care at $105. Website plus a year of Basic is $1,119, or $1,059 if you pay the plan up front and take the free twelfth month.
- Home, About, Contact and one more page of your choosing
- Designed for your business, not dropped into a template
- Keyword research for your trade and your city
- Email at your own domain, one mailbox on Basic and two on Care
- Hosting, security, daily backups and SSL on every plan, plus 25 minutes of edit time a month on Care
- Click to call on every page and a secure contact form
4 slots for September
Call about thisThe $99 Landing Page
One page, one goal
$99$400Save $301
Build fee. The plan is separate and billed monthly, Basic at $60 a month or Care at $75. Landing page plus a year of Basic is $819, or $759 if you pay the plan up front and take the free twelfth month.
- One high-impact page built to turn a search into a phone call
- Custom design, keyword research, contact form, click to call
- Email at your own domain, one mailbox on Basic and two on Care
- Hosting, security and daily backups included
- Move up to a full website later and the $99 credits toward it
5 slots for September
Call about thisThe $699 Platinum Site
Eight pages, the whole thing
$699$2,600Save $1,901 to $3,101
Build fee, normally $2,600 to $3,800. An eight-page site needs looking after, so this one comes with the Care plan at $160 a month for twelve months. $2,619 all in for year one, or $2,459 if you pay the plan up front and take the free twelfth month.
- Up to eight pages, custom designed for your business, never a template
- Advanced SEO structure, custom structured data, and the llms.txt endpoint that lets AI search tools quote you correctly
- Lead capture built in, click to call on every page, secure contact form
- Two mailboxes at your own domain, plus hosting, SSL and daily backups
- 65 minutes of edit time a month and priority design support
- Twelve months on the plan, because I build the site before you have paid for it
2 slots for September
Call about this
Why hire the submarine guy
Nineteen years in the Navy on submarines. That job is mostly careful work on a schedule, with no room to hand-wave the part you did not feel like doing. It turns out that transfers.
Periscope Promotions is one person in Virginia Beach building websites and running search campaigns for local service businesses. When you call, I answer. When something breaks, you are not filing a ticket and waiting in a queue, you are calling me.
Most of my clients are contractors, painters, roofers, HVAC techs, marine outfits, pool companies and trainers. People whose customers find them on Google and judge them in about four seconds.
- Founded by
- Kyle McFarland, 19-year Navy submarine veteran
- Based in
- Virginia Beach, Virginia
- Status
- Veteran-owned, licensed and insured
- Works with
- Local service businesses, anywhere in the country
- Offer window
- September 3 to September 15, 2026
- Direct line
- (757) 750-1307
Where my clients are
I work with service businesses anywhere in the country. Most of mine are around Hampton Roads, with a good number in Topeka and Memphis. If you are close I can meet you in person. If you are not, nothing changes, because this work happens over the phone and email either way.
HAMPTON ROADS
- Virginia Beach
- Chesapeake
- Norfolk
- Portsmouth
- Suffolk
- Hampton
- Newport News
AND A LOT OF WORK IN
- Topeka, Kansas
- Memphis, Tennessee
Plus clients in states I have never set foot in. Distance has never been the problem.
Rise above the waves of competition
Tell me what you do and where you work. I will tell you straight whether a website is what you need right now, or whether something cheaper would fix it.